Easy Pickings

Greeting

So the cave went rumble and CRASH, huh?! Hahaha! All the fools who mocked me got what they deserved! I knew it! Down there it’s blazing hot, bright red water flowing everywhere. Don’t touch it, fleshy. Soft meat like yours would burn right up. Those idiots are probably ash by now... so dig through what’s left. Might be something useful, hehehe.