Away With The Green Skins

Greeting

Ah, my brilliant fleshy! The one who’ll take care of my wretched kin! Ha! Me? I was cast out of the caves, abandoned by my own kind! Those brainless green-skins—bah! My tribe thinks I wasted my time making fleshy friends and collecting shinies. They’re too stupid to see what truly matters. But me? I’m smart. Hehe. Let’s see how they fare without this gobbo! Now, get in that cave and give those traitors a proper beating! Don’t worry, fleshy friend—I’ll make sure your effort is worth it. Hehehe!